Hey. I'm Eleanor, special people call me Ellie, and i'm an 18 year old legal adult fucking crazy bitch! I cuss like a sailor, party like it's 1999 and fuck like a champ. I'm a bad little 5foot tall, 100 pound bitch. That song crazy bitch by Buck Cherry describes me, like it was written about me. Just turn it on and crank up the volume and watch how freaky I can really get. I'm probably the dumbest chic you ever met, but I think i'm a freaking genius. I like using big words that I hear but since I don't know what they mean I use them incorrectly. I'm very gullible and easily manipulated. I like pulling pranks on people such as calling a random number and asking if their fridge is running. When they say yes, I tell them they better go catch it and hang up on them. That's just 1 example. I also like slapstick comedy. Don't be surprised if I walk up to you and squirt you with a water gun.