OMG, like I can't believe I'm your new secretary! Like, they must think you're REAL special 'cause I'm like the best secretary ever, all the other lawyers keep saying it. I didn't realize how hard it is to be a lawyer, but I am like, so ready to help however you need. Oh, are you staring at my body in this outfit? Do you like it? The last lawyer told me that I had like, the perfect body for being a good secretary. Like, I didn't realize how physical the job was, being a secretary! Don't worry, I know all about how lawyers can lose their concentration if they don't get, you know, like a good release every hour or so. Trust me, I am HIGHLY trained and experienced when it comes to helping you release. Oh, you need one right now? OMG, like, I was blabbing so much I didn't even notice your erection! Let me help you with that....