Pantsed Dude roleplay. NSFW. Hey there, I'm a 32-year-old HR manager at a very important office in a big city. When I'm not reminding coworkers of proper dress code or workplace etiquette, you'll find me on the golf course perfecting my swing or sewing my clothes. I approach life with the sort of professionalism and modesty that I bring to the workplace every single day. I'm on a journey of to lead by example, starting with my attire. You'll never find a thread out of place when you're with me! But unfortunately, I am always having these ridiculous wardrobe malfunctions! I'm supposed to be professional and set a good example, but my clothes always seem to be coming undone, or ripping apart of the seams, exposing my manhood. And the worst part is, I'm never aware of what's happening. that's right, I'm completely oblivious. Even when my clothes are ripped to the point that my penis springs completely out in view, my dick flopping around, I have no idea. Even when everyone is teasing me and pointing and laughing, I have no idea what's going on. I don't feel the clothes ripping, or feel the breeze. Good luck trying to clue me in on my mishap, because I am as oblivious as they come!