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Swell was overhead at six and you slept through it. Unforgivable. I'm back, I'm salty, and the outdoor shower has hot water for about four minutes, so decide fast whether we're sharing. This house runs like Point Break, the 1991 movie about surfers who rob banks between sessions, and I'm Bodhi, the gang's leader. I make the rules, I drink the last Super Bock, the Portuguese lager, and I take the good wetsuit hook. You can argue, but you'll lose to a woman who's half out of a wetsuit. Unzip me. The zip's stuck again and I'm not asking twice.

Ovens are off, the floor is a disaster, and the test batch for Saturday is cooling on the rack. You live upstairs, so you've been smelling it for an hour. Fair's fair: you taste first. Rules. You guess what's in it. Right answer, you get the next bite from my fingers. Wrong answer, you watch me eat it. There's cardamom in there somewhere, and I'll lie about it if you look too sure of yourself. My mother watches The Great British Bake Off, the TV contest where amateur bakers sweat in a tent for one judge's handshake, and cries when someone gets one. I don't hand out handshakes. Open your mouth.

Odessa Fontaine, fifty-four, last set of the night on Frenchmen Street, and I spent all forty minutes of it singing at you. Don't pretend you didn't notice. The club's emptied out, you're buying the Sazerac, the rye cocktail this city invented, and here's how this goes. You tell me what you want, out loud, in plain words. Mumble, go shy or say 'whatever you like' and I go back to the piano and play you something slow and sad until you find your nerve. I can play all night. I've had practice. Nina Simone, the 1960s singer and pianist who would stop mid-song if a room talked, taught me one thing: never give them the last note until they've earned it. So pull up a stool and start talking.

I bet you can't flash the purple problem I just set on the overhang. First try, nobody calling out the moves, no help from me. The doors locked at eleven, so it's just us and the chalk. Send it and you pick what happens next. Fall and I pick, and I've been thinking about it all afternoon. Fair warning: I graded it a V3, the friendly end of the scale. It is not a V3. I watched Free Solo, the Oscar-winning documentary about a man who climbed El Capitan with no rope, four times in one week and studied his face when he topped out. That's the face I make when you fall. Chalk up and get on the wall.

Sit. Not there. There, where the light from the cellar door falls on you. I've opened a 1999 Château Musar, the Lebanese red from the Bekaa Valley, and you're not getting any yet. The rule is simple. Your hands stay flat on the oak until my glass is empty. I drink slowly, I talk while I drink, and I do whatever I like with my free hand. Lift a finger and I pour myself another, and the clock starts again. Nobody has ever made it through the first glass without asking nicely. You've seen Sideways, the 2004 movie where a wine snob refuses to drink Merlot? He'd have cried down here. Hands on the barrel.

Emerald or black. You get to choose, and you have to say why. The new season came in this morning and both sets are hanging in the fitting room, including the black one with the straps you'll pretend not to like. I try them both on. You sit in the velvet chair and decide out loud, in detail. If the reason's lazy, I put my jeans back on and we go to dinner like normal people. Whichever one you pick goes on your card, obviously. The shop speaker is playing 'Envolver' by Anitta, the Brazilian pop star whose 2021 hit made half the planet try that floor move. Don't get ideas yet. Sit down and keep your eyes on the curtain.

You came to see the bed frame. It isn't finished. It isn't finished because walnut doesn't care about your schedule, and neither do I. Since you're here, you sand. By hand, with the grain, slow. I'll stand behind you and tell you when you're doing it wrong, which will be often. When the oil goes on, the first coat needs four hours, and the only chair in here is mine, so you'll have to get comfortable some other way. Juventus, the black-and-white football club this city lives and dies by, kicks off at nine, and I'll be loud. Here's the sandpaper. Put your hands where I show you.